Kategorie: accountant

A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant. His friend asks, „Didn’t your company hire a new accountant…

What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet? Lost

A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant. The detective tells him that he needs a description and asks a few…

How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft? When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No

A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, „I’m a…

When do accountants laugh out loud? When somebody asks for a raise

A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, „Want to hear an accountant joke?“ The guy next…

What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone? Popular

If an accountant’s wife cannot sleep, what does she say? „Darling, could you tell me about your work.“

What’s the definition of unlikely? A photo-spread in Playboy titled ‚The World’s Top Accountants – Nude!‘.