Kategorie: accountant

What’s the definition of unlikely? A photo-spread in Playboy titled ‚The World’s Top Accountants – Nude!‘.

A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: „Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the time…

What’s an accountant’s idea of trashing his hotel room? Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant. Her friend asks, „Didn’t your company hire an accountant a…

How do you drive an accountant completely insane? Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map…

A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning as the more…

What’s the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit someone.

Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.

What’s the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit someone.

An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: „This dinosaur is two billion years and…