Januar 6, 2021 Only in America! „Only in America“:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there handicapped parking places in front of a skating rink….do people…
Januar 6, 2021 Two Scottish nuns go to America Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said to the other, „I heard that the occupants of this…
Januar 6, 2021 Discovering America A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.Geography Teacher: Tony, can you tell me where in the world America is…
Januar 6, 2021 AMERICA: Passing the Blame We yanks just love to pass the blame. What other country can boast of 3 lawyers for every citizen. We come up with the…
Januar 6, 2021 America Offline [To the tune of „American Pie“] A long, long, time ago I can still remember when I dialed up their help desk lines. And…
Januar 6, 2021 Welcoming to America |When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to Yankee Stadium, there were no tickets left for sale. Touched…
Januar 6, 2021 Only found in America |Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance… Only in America…are there handicap parking places in front of a…
Januar 6, 2021 Canada America |An American will say, „Hot day!“ A Canadian will say, „Hot day, eh?“ meaning „It’s a hot day, isn’t it?“This is something deeper than…
Januar 6, 2021 China blames America |China blames U.S. for second mid-air collision!Beijing (Reuters) – Chinese officials have stated they are holding the United States,? Fully responsible“ for today?s mid…
Januar 6, 2021 Only in America do we use the word 'politics'… Only in America… do we use the word ‚politics‘ to describethe process so well: ‚Poli‘ in Latin meaning ‚many‘ and’tics‘ meaning ‚bloodsucking creatures‘.