An infamous stud with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood bar and ordered a drink. The bartender thought helooked worried and asked him if anything was wrong. „I’m scaredout of my mind,“ the stud replied. „Some pissed-off husbandwrote to me and said he’d kill me if I didn’t stop fucking hiswife.“ „So stop,“ the barkeep said. „I can’t,“ the womanizerreplied, taking a long swill. „The prick didn’t sign his name!“
