Januar 6, 2021 Cow on train tracks |A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside.“What’s going on?“ she…
Januar 6, 2021 Ten Signs That You're At A Bad Zoo |1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking you.2. The Bears exhibit is nothing more than the guys…
Januar 6, 2021 Sounds of the Wild |A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: „What does the cow say?“Child: „Moo!“Mother: „Great! What does…
Januar 6, 2021 The plumber has arrived |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock. Ten o’clock came and went; no plumber; eleven o’clock, twelve…
Januar 6, 2021 Giving Cats Pills |INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding…
Januar 6, 2021 The cat's chalkboard assignments |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a chalkboard. A….
Januar 6, 2021 The Feline Diet |Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those us who have never had any success dieting. Well now…
Januar 6, 2021 The preacher buys a parrot |A preacher is buying a parrot.“Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?“ asked the preacher.“Oh absolutely. It’s a religious parrot,“ the storekeeper…
Januar 6, 2021 Dogs and Light Bulbs |How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just one. Then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to…
Januar 6, 2021 A burglar is in big trouble |A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden,…