Januar 6, 2021 Horses at the Race |A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse’s trainer meets him before the race and says,…
Januar 6, 2021 A snail buys a fast new car |There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels…
Januar 6, 2021 A very insulting parrot |This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her loneliness and goes to the pet store. She decides against…
Januar 6, 2021 A good chess player |A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment…
Januar 6, 2021 Three very tough mice |Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The first says, „I’m so tough, once I ate a whole…
Januar 6, 2021 Steven Wright on dogs |The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of…
Januar 6, 2021 The story of the bats |Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, „Let’s fly out of the cave and get…
Januar 6, 2021 Never talk to the parrot |Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her with an „after-hours“ appointment and since she had to go…
Januar 6, 2021 I'll use my seeing eye dog |A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store. The man walks to the middle of the…
Januar 6, 2021 You could feed them a lot faster |There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm, and during this visit he saw a farmer feeding pigs…