Januar 6, 2021 Grape and Elephant Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None. It just lets out a little wine.
Januar 6, 2021 Legion Camel #1 A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain in the French Foreign Legion pulling and tugging on a…
Januar 6, 2021 Vampire Bat A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get…
Januar 6, 2021 Legion Camel #2 A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal shows him quarters, he asks the…
Januar 6, 2021 Dog named Sex Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him „Rover“ or „Spot“. I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to…
Januar 6, 2021 Legion Camel #3 A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal shows him is quarters, he asks…
Januar 6, 2021 Ant and Elephant have romance An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead. „Shit!“ says…
Januar 6, 2021 Moles A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of a farmhouse in the country.One day, the papa mole poked…
Januar 6, 2021 Difference between a cat and a dog… A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and…
Januar 6, 2021 elephant sex Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if one steps on you, you’re screwed.