Januar 6, 2021 Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other… Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says „Do you know how to drive this thing?“
Januar 6, 2021 What do you call a woodpecker without a beak? What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Januar 6, 2021 A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot… A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows him two beautiful ones out on the floor. „This one’s…
Januar 6, 2021 Two goldfish are in a tank… Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to drive this thing?’Sent by Claire
Januar 6, 2021 What do chain saws and monkeys have in common? What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Januar 6, 2021 What did the elephant say to the naked man? What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick up peanuts!
Januar 6, 2021 What's the difference between a bull and a cow? What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk it.
Januar 6, 2021 A Duck walks into a bar… A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we don’t have any bread[After a few minutes]Duck: You got any…
Januar 6, 2021 A man takes his sick dog to the vet… A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog ontothe the operating table, looks down and says „Say ahhhhhhhhhhh!“The…