Januar 6, 2021 What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together? Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A: Bullshit
Januar 6, 2021 There was once a wide mouth frog… There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn’t know what to feed them. She went to the cow, talking…
Januar 6, 2021 Two cows were talking in the field one day… Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that’s going around?Second Cow: Yeah, makes…
Januar 6, 2021 What's green and has wheels? What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
Januar 6, 2021 I like monkeys This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. Ithought that odd…
Januar 6, 2021 A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly… A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort, he reaches the top, jumps into the air waving his…
Januar 6, 2021 Why did the cactus cross the road? Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by Robbie
Januar 6, 2021 A man took his Rottweiler to the vet… A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said „My dog’s cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?“ „Well,“ said the…
Januar 6, 2021 What's brown and crispy on the outside… What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside? A cockroach.