Januar 6, 2021 Why do elephants have 4 feet? Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
Januar 6, 2021 Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts… Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously. One turns to the other, disgustedly, and says,“I hear they’re doing this to…
Januar 6, 2021 Have you ever smelled moth balls? Have you ever smelled moth balls? – How did you get their little legs apart?
Januar 6, 2021 What does an elephant use as a vibrator? What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Januar 6, 2021 Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? – Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree…
Januar 6, 2021 How do you catch a polar bear? How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole in the ice. Next, you place enough peas around the…
Januar 6, 2021 Snake joke First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Januar 6, 2021 Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine 1.Treat the beaker like your most prized possession. 2.Solemnly intone…