Januar 6, 2021 A farmer comes home with a lively young bull… A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen on sad days. He’s letting them hang around for oldtimes‘…
Januar 6, 2021 There was once a wide mouth frog… There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn’t know what to feed them. She went to the cow, talking…
Januar 6, 2021 A boy and girl octopus out on a date… A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm in arm in arm in arm…
Januar 6, 2021 Two cows were talking in the field one day… Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that’s going around?Second Cow: Yeah, makes…
Januar 6, 2021 One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole… One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim there, decides to investigate.“Whatcha doin?“ he asked. Mongo replies, „My…
Januar 6, 2021 Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other… Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says „Do you know how to drive this thing?“
Januar 6, 2021 What's green and has wheels? What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
Januar 6, 2021 What do chain saws and monkeys have in common? What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Januar 6, 2021 What do you call a woodpecker without a beak? What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Januar 6, 2021 I like monkeys This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. Ithought that odd…