Anniversary Gift

With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants to celebrate the occasion. „Would you like to have a new mink coat?“ Ron asks. „No, not really,“ Sylvia responds. „Well, how about a new Porche?“ asks Ron. „No, thanks,“ Sylvia replies. „What about a new vacation home in the country?“ Ron suggests. „No,“ says Sylvia. „Well, what would you like for your anniversary?“ Ron asks. „I’d like a divorce, Ron,“ answers Sylvia. „Sorry, honey, I wasn’t planning on spending that much,“ replies Ron.