Kategorie: apple

What is the left side of an apple? The part that you don’t eat.

What kind of apple isn’t an apple? A pineapple.

What did the apple say to the apple pie? „You’ve got some crust.“

What did the worm want to do when he grew up? He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

Why don’t apples smile when you go bobbing ? Because they’re crab apples !

What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outboard apple.

What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ? Puff pastry !

Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None – because they were all redskins.

Why did Eve want to move to New York ? She fell for the Big Apple !

What can a whole apple do that half an apple can’t do? It can look round.