Kategorie: apple

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands? He brought it to school and said, ‚An Ape-lle for…

How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.

What’s the difference between a worm and an apple ? Have you ever tried worm pie ?!

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.

What reads and lives in an apple ? A bookworm !

Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? The orchard’s on fire.

If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs? None, because…

Two girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, ‚Watch out for worms won’t…

A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern California’s apple country. He stopped at an orchard and asked the owner, „How much are yer…

After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a worker’s boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers. Angrily she asked,…