Kategorie: apple

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard? Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

What kind of apple has a short temper? A crab apple.

How do you get the most apples at Halloween? Take a snorkel.

Fred came rushing in to his Dad. „Dad!“ he puffed, „is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?“ „That’s what…

School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason. „What kind of pie do you…

How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden

How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !

The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, „Watch out for worms won’t…