Januar 6, 2021 A man and his Alligator A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, „Does this bar serve lawyers?““Of course we do,“ replied the bartender.“Great,“…
Januar 6, 2021 My dad's a Lawyer Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. „My name is Billy. What’s…
Januar 6, 2021 Lawyer in a car wreck One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues,…
Januar 6, 2021 Old dying lawyer A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill two large pillowcases with money thinking he could pick them…
Januar 6, 2021 Lawyers and sperm What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in a million chance of being human.
Januar 6, 2021 5000 dead lawyers What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good start!
Januar 6, 2021 dying woman needs brain A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that she would need the transplant of a one-pound brain. The…
Januar 6, 2021 Dead lawyer's grave A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the…
Januar 6, 2021 billy's father is a lawyer A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. „Tim, you be first,“ she said. „What does your mother…
Januar 6, 2021 Lawyer vs Physician A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes, who gave it in favor of the lawyer as follows:“Let…