Kategorie: aviation

Stewardess“ „Yes, Sir?“ „I want to complain about this airline. Every time I fly, I get the same seat, I can’t see the in-flight…

Once as Laloo was coming out of airport, there was huge rush and the security guard told him, „Wait Please.“ To which Laloo replied,…

After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at Rhein-Main Air Base in Germany with…

„I’ve never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot. „You will bring me down safely, won’t you? „All I can say…

After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, reassuring voice of the pilot: „Ladies and gentlemen, this is…

A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before. The pilot looked out the…

It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he was ready to go back home. The airport on the…

A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, flying rolls…

Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: „Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seat…

Little boy to airline pilot: „You’re a pilot?!?!? That must be exciting.“ Pilot: „Not if I do it right.“