Kategorie: aviation

The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport were often short-tempered. They not only expected you to know your parking location but how to get there…

An airplane was losing altitude over the Rocky Mountains. The pilot over the intercom said that the entire luggage needed to be thrown overboard…

From a Southwest Airlines employee: „There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this aircraft…“

There were three guys in an airplane. One guy dropped a rock, another dropped a brick, and the last dropped a grenade. When they…

No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the delay to make the flight. If you are running late…

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they…

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, „Ladies…

An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, and making her point, when confronted with…

A man named Mr. Smith was flying from San Francisco to LA. Unexpectedly the plane stopped in Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant…

Fred and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year. Every year Fred would say, „Edna, I’d like to ride in that…