Kategorie: aviation

„Hello flight 56, if you hear me rock your wings..“ „OK TOWER, IF YOU HEAR ME ROCK THE TOWER!!“

Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country. The problem was that no matter how…

„Flight 1234, are you ready to copy holding instructions?“ „Center, make that request on the next frequency….“

From a Southwest Airlines employee…. „Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and…

On a flight with EasyJet back in 1997 the pilot made what can only be describes as an extremely heavy landing at Luton. It…

According to „The Australian,“ an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight. The captain decided to make an emergency landing, and switched on the…

ATC: „Cessna G-ABCD What are your intentions? “ Cessna: „To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating.“ ATC: „I meant in the next…

I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747. I said „Hi Jack.“ He shot me.

A husband suspects his wife is having an affair with a pilot, but she keeps denying it–until finally the husband just knew when his…

All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. During class he would always take the time…