Kategorie: aviation

A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, flying rolls…

Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: „Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seat…

Little boy to airline pilot: „You’re a pilot?!?!? That must be exciting.“ Pilot: „Not if I do it right.“

Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country. The problem was that no matter how…

„Hello flight 56, if you hear me rock your wings..“ „OK TOWER, IF YOU HEAR ME ROCK THE TOWER!!“

Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country. The problem was that no matter how…

„Flight 1234, are you ready to copy holding instructions?“ „Center, make that request on the next frequency….“

From a Southwest Airlines employee…. „Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and…

On a flight with EasyJet back in 1997 the pilot made what can only be describes as an extremely heavy landing at Luton. It…

On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a…