Kategorie: aviation

A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and…

Tower: What’s your heigth and position? Pilot: Well, I’m 6 foot tall and I’m sitting front left.

Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When…

Tower: Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft declaring emergency about two hours ago ? Pilot: Negativ, Sir. It’s only the same pilot.

A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him:…

„Should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area. Please place the bag over your own mouth and nose before…

At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the voice…

USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips. Expecting valuable testimonials, the PR department sent out…

Pilot: „Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel.“ Tower: „Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have…

As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane. When they checked their…