Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him:…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes „Should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area. Please place the bag over your own mouth and nose before…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the voice…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips. Expecting valuable testimonials, the PR department sent out…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes Another flight Attendant’s comment on a less than perfect landing: „We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes Cessna: „Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel.“ Tower: „Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes A man telephoned an airline office in New York and asked, „How long does it take to fly to Boston?“ The clerk said, „Just…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, „Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes A man walks up to the counter at the airport. „Can I help you?“ asks the agent. „I want a round trip ticket,“ says…