Kategorie: aviation

From the pilot during his welcome message: „We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry… Unfortunately none of…

„Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees..“ „But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make up here?“…

Another flight Attendant’s comment on a less than perfect landing: „We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the…

Cessna: „Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel.“ Tower: „Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have…

An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy…

A man telephoned an airline office in New York and asked, „How long does it take to fly to Boston?“ The clerk said, „Just…

After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, „Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until…

A man walks up to the counter at the airport. „Can I help you?“ asks the agent. „I want a round trip ticket,“ says…

Part of a Flight Attendant’s arrival announcement: „We’d like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get…

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb? None, it is done by the automatic pilot.