Kategorie: aviation

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb? None, it is done by the automatic pilot.

Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day. During the final approach the Captain was really…

Pilot: Tower, please call me a fuel truck. Tower: Roger. You are a fuel truck.

It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner. „What are my choices?“ he…

Tower: Shamu two-two, please state estimated time of arrival. Pilot: Ok, let’s see…, I think Tuesday would be nice…

An airplane pilot dies at the controls. He goes to Hell. The devil takes him to the ’newly arrived‘ area. There are three doors,…

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, reassuring voice of the pilot: „Ladies and gentlemen, this is…

As the airliner was preparing to land in Madrid in a rainstorm, an English passenger seemed noticeably afraid. „What’s the problem, fellow?“ asked his…

A mother and her son were flying „Southwest Airlines“ from Kansas to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to…