Kategorie: aviation

An airline pilot was scheduled to take a flight from New York to Los Angeles. The weather was too bad in New York to…

A mother and her son were flying „Southwest Airlines“ from Kansas to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to…

Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the captain, „Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform you that we have lost…

Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton and Nelson Mandela are in an airplane with 20 kids. The airplane gets a failure and is doomed to crash….

The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport were often short-tempered. They not only expected you to know your parking location but how to get there…

An airplane was losing altitude over the Rocky Mountains. The pilot over the intercom said that the entire luggage needed to be thrown overboard…

From a Southwest Airlines employee: „There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this aircraft…“

There were three guys in an airplane. One guy dropped a rock, another dropped a brick, and the last dropped a grenade. When they…

No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the delay to make the flight. If you are running late…

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they…