A guy
walked into a bar
and said
„Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.“
But
when it was time to pay, the guy didn’t have the money, so the
bartender beat him up.
The next day the guy did the same thing,
ordered a beer for everyone,
even the bartender, and the bartender beat
him up since the guy
couldn’t pay.
Then the next day, the
guy said „Beers for everyone! But not you,
bartender!“
The
bartender said „Why?“
The guy replyed „You’re violent when
you’re drunk!“