Two
men who are out
walking their dogs meet on a street corner. One says to
the other, „Boy
it sure is hot today. I’d really like to go into the
bar and get a
beer, but the sign on the front door says, „No Pets
Allowed,“ and I
can’t leave Fido alone on the street.“
The other man replies,
„No problem, just stand by the door and watch
me, and you’ll be
having that beer real soon!“ The second man reaches
into his pocket
and puts on a pair of dark sunglasses, and then walks
into the bar.
The bartender looks up and says, „Hey buddy, you can’t bring
that dog
in here!“ The man says, „But I’m blind, and this is my
seeing-eye
dog!“ The bartender says, „Oh, okay then.“ The man drinks
his beer and
leaves.
The first man then puts on dark
sunglasses and goes into the bar. The
bartender looks up and says, „Hey
buddy, you can’t bring that dog in
here!“ The man says, „But
I’m blind, and this is my seeing-eye dog!“
The bartender
says, „Oh really? I’ve never heard of a Chihuahua
seeing-eye dog!“
The man, thinking quickly, blurts out, „Oh, man! You mean they
gave me
a Chihuahua?“
