A
serious drunk walked
into a bar and, after staring for some time at the
only woman seated
at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She
jumped up and
slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained,
„I’m
sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her.“
„Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!“ she
screamed.
„Funny,“ he muttered, „you even sound exactly like her.“
