A man is in a bar having a
drink. The guy next to him falls off of his barstool. The man picks
up
the guy and sits him back on the barstool, and he falls off
again. This
time he picks the guy up and asks, “Where do you
live?“
Being a kind soul, the man takes the guy to his car, puts
him in the
back seat, and drives him home. When they get to the
guy’s house, the
man helps the guy out of the car, but he falls down 3
times before
getting to the front door. The man rings the doorbell
and the guy’s wife
comes to the door. The man says, “Hello,
I’ve brought your husband
home.“
The wife looks at the man
and asks, “Where’s his wheel
chair?“
