A man had
been drinking
at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his
girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because it
was so
cold, went to check on her. When he looked inside the car, he saw
the man’s friend, Dave, and his girlfriend kissing one another. The
bartender shook his head and walked back inside.
He told the
drunk that he thought it might be a good idea to check on
his
girlfriend. The fellow staggered outside to the car, saw his buddy
and his
girlfriend kissing, then walked back into the bar
laughing.
„What’s so funny?“ the bartender asked.
„That stupid Dave!“ the
fellow chortled, „He’s so drunk, he thinks
he’s me!“
