There was this little guy sitting
inside a bar, just looking at his drink. After he didn’t move for a
half-an-hour, this big trouble-making truck driver stepped up right next
to him, took the drink from the guy, and just drank it all down.
The poor man started crying. The truck driver turned and said: „Come
on man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I
just
can’t stand to see a man crying.“
„No, it’s not that.
Today is the worst day of my life. First, I
overslept and was late
for an important meeting. My boss became outraged and
then fired me.
„When I left the building to my car, I found out that it was
stolen.
The police said they could do nothing. I then got a cab to
return home,
and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I
found that I
left my whole wallet in the cab.
„I got
home only to find my wife was in bed with the gardener. I left
home depressed and came to this bar. And now, when I was thinking about
putting an end to my life, YOU show up and drink my poison …“
