Kategorie: barbie

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Cyberpunk Barbie …includes ‚trodes and implants

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Fast Food Barbie …also known as McBarbie…you want fries with that?

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Mutant Barbie …Professor Xavier’s daughter: bald as a billiard ball, wearing a Dark Phoenix…

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Chain Smoker Barbie …with Surgeon General’s warning on box

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Junkie Barbie …complete with needle tracks

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Divorce Barbie …includes the house, the car, and half of Ken’s belongings

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Avalanche Barbie …buried in 16 feet of snow

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Broken Bungee Barbie …Barbie doll lying broken on the pavement

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – LAPD Barbie …comes with two nightsticks, in case one gets broken subduing a suspect….

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – FrankenBarbie …comes with bolts through her neck