Q: What is every blonde’s ambition in life? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: Trying to hold on to a thought.Q: What is the mating call of the blonde? A: „I’m „sooo“ drunk!“ Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde? A: (Screaming) „I said: I’m drunk!“Q: Why are there so few blonde pharmacists? A: They have a hard time getting the pill bottles into the typewriter!Q: Why can’t blondes make ice cubes? A: They always forget the recipe.Q: Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children? A: Because she heard that one child out of every four born was Chinese.Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead? A: Finger on chin-I don’t know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A: From eating with forks.Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids? A2: So that when they’re on the train they can tell if they’re going to work or coming home.Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A: Because that’s where you’re supposed to wash vegetables.Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month? A: Because it says on the box: „good for up to 20 pounds.“Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone.
