Kategorie: beauty

I don’t think these photographs you’ve taken do me justice. You don’t want justice – you want mercy !

Your ugly. And you’re drunk. Yes, but in the morning I’ll be sober !

My boyfriend thinks I’m beautiful Well they do say that love is blind !

Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the world What was I wearing ?

A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said „Gosh, your ugly aren’t you?, I’ve never…

Monster: I’m so ugly. Ghost: It’s not that bad! Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born they passed out cigars. When my father…

Little Johnny and his mother were on a train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in his mother’s ear. ‚Johnny, how many times…

Girlfriend: Will you love me when I’m old and fat and ugly? Boyfriend: Of course I do !

Mary: Do you think my sister’s pretty ? Gary: Well, let’s just say if you pulled her pigtail she’d probably say ‚oink, oink ‚!

Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn’t pretty and wasn’t ugly ? She was pretty ugly