Kategorie: beauty

A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said „Gosh, your ugly aren’t you?, I’ve never…

Monster: I’m so ugly. Ghost: It’s not that bad! Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born they passed out cigars. When my father…

Little Johnny and his mother were on a train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in his mother’s ear. ‚Johnny, how many times…

Girlfriend: Will you love me when I’m old and fat and ugly? Boyfriend: Of course I do !

Mary: Do you think my sister’s pretty ? Gary: Well, let’s just say if you pulled her pigtail she’d probably say ‚oink, oink ‚!

Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn’t pretty and wasn’t ugly ? She was pretty ugly

She’s the kind of girl that boys look at twice – they can’t believe it the first time.

I’ve just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!

Where is everyone beautiful? In the dark.

Fred keeps telling me that he’s going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what a shame! And you’ve been engaged…