Kategorie: beauty

„My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!“said Miss Conceited. “Then he’s right said her little brother.“Sophia Loren?“ „No-spaghetti!“

First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours. Second Witch: Oh, what did you have done? First…

Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. Mrs Baggy: Tried to? Mrs Saggy: Yes, they couldn’t find a crane strong…

They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean she’s escaped from the funny farm?

My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour.

I’m not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But that’s the problem – you don’t please anyone.

Fred: What’s that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your head!

She’s so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes.

First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think that’s vanity? Second girl: No, it’s imagination.