Januar 6, 2021 There was life before the computer |An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard was a piano!Memory was something that you lost with ageA…
Januar 6, 2021 Twas the night before crisis |Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even a browse.Programmers were wrung out,Too mindless to care,Knowing chances of…
Januar 6, 2021 Request before death |A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.“Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain.“Yes,“ replied the murderer. „Will you…
Januar 6, 2021 Night Before Christmas Night Before Christmas For Readers in their 23rd Year of Schooling ‚Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the annual yuletide celebration,…
Januar 6, 2021 Technical Night Before Christmas Technical Night Before Christmas ‚Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the annual Yuletide celebration, and throughout our place of residence, kinetic…
Januar 6, 2021 Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on… Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight attendants that breakfast could be served.One of the passengers, upset…
Januar 6, 2021 The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, there did occur at a certain improved piece of real…
Januar 6, 2021 Why do men die before their wives? Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
Januar 6, 2021 Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor… Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.“I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease, and I’m gonna die from it.““Ridiculous,“ said the doctor. „you’d…
Januar 6, 2021 A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man… A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He was worried for a while, but there…