Januar 6, 2021 Being Old and Bent Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there is – being young and broke.
Januar 6, 2021 Being Offensive At A Wedding Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says his little „If anyone know any reason…“ ditty, say, „Look…
Januar 6, 2021 God being a man. Q: How do we know that God is a man?A: Because if God was a woman, sperm would taste like chocolate.
Januar 6, 2021 Perks of being over 40… Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first….
Januar 6, 2021 List of rules of being a guy: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers.Under no circumstances may two…
Januar 6, 2021 Reasons For Being Stood Up Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone UpI showed up early and decided I just didn’t feel like going out after all, so I…
Januar 6, 2021 A test for being drunk |A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes.He goes up to the guy’s window and…
Januar 6, 2021 Stop being late to work |Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and…
Januar 6, 2021 What's worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper? What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
Januar 6, 2021 Being under oath „You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man ofyour background,“ sneered the lawyer at a witness on the…