Januar 6, 2021 Washing Machine Is Better Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won’t follow…
Januar 6, 2021 Coffee is better than Women. Why Coffee Is Better Than Women:~ Coffee doesn’t mind if you wake up at 3 AM and decide to have some. ~ You won’t…
Januar 6, 2021 Chocolate is better than sex! 20 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex!1. You can GET chocolate.2. „If you love me you’ll swallow that“ has real meaning with chocolate.3….
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Januar 6, 2021 Better Late Than Never?…….. Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. „I want you to begin divorce proceedings,“ she announced.The lawyer was aghast….
Januar 6, 2021 A bunch of better idiots! These „Weird Reference Questions“ are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are real and provide proof that a „better idiot“ can be…
Januar 6, 2021 Proof you can build a better idiot! The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest words.Coming home,…
Januar 6, 2021 Feel Better Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be…
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Januar 6, 2021 AHH, THAT'S BETTER! |A judge in Louisville decided a jury went „a little bit too far“ in recommending a sentence of 5,005 years for a man who…