Kategorie: bicycle

Q: How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb? A: It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other…

The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing, runs into a man, and they both fall down. -„Geez, are you lucky.“ The cyclist says. -„What do…

A math student who used to come to the university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy new bicycle. „Where did…

When is a bicycle not a bicycle? When it turns into a driveway.

Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals. Juliet: Really? Romeo: Yes, bicycle pedals.

Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy? A penny-farthing.

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him? Because he didn’t want to walk in his sleep.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up for itself? Because it was two-tyred.

A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked down an old lady. She was a bit shaken, but got up, dusted herself off, then…

Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill, but making heavy weather of it. At the top, Jack said: ‚I didn’t think…