Kategorie: biologist

A group of goose biologists were meeting to brainstorm about the migration tactics of Canada geese. They were particularly interested in applying for a…

A biologist had been working on a remote research project in the Amazon jungle. Upon his return to the States, he came down with…

An old mountain man in Arkansas was sick and bedridden. He had not been outdoors for a few weeks and had a sharp craving…

„A bloke walks into a pub, and asks for a pint of Adenosinetriphosphate. The barman says „That’ll be 80p [ATP]!“

Q: How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology? A: A Buy-ologist.

A couple of biologists had twins. One they called John and the other control.

Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?

Q: what’s a biologists definition of a graph A: an animal with a long neck

While driving down a steep and curvy logging road, a group of biologists loose control of their 4-wd „Jimmy“ and careen down the hill….

A biologist from the North Pole was showing a new recruit the ropes of a polar bear radio tracking program. The new recruit said,…