Kategorie: biologist

While driving down a steep and curvy logging road, a group of biologists loose control of their 4-wd „Jimmy“ and careen down the hill….

A biologist from the North Pole was showing a new recruit the ropes of a polar bear radio tracking program. The new recruit said,…

A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day. As he entered the classroom, he saw…

How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but it takes eight million years.

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

A young wildlife biologist got fired from his first real wildlife job. Upon his return home, his parents asked him what happened. „You know…

A pair of biologists are studying terns on a rock island just off the coast. While walking on a distant part of the island,…

A wildlife biologist crew leader has several crews, each consisting of two biologists. The crews camped and worked in the woods and he made…

Dan had been studying whales for over 20 years and had made some thrilling breakthroughs regarding their communication. He had managed to decode many…

Ben was assigned a new wildlife technician and she was driving him crazy. She was blonde and pretty and insisted on carrying beauty products…