Kategorie: biologist

Ben was assigned a new wildlife technician and she was driving him crazy. She was blonde and pretty and insisted on carrying beauty products…

A logger is driving down the highway and sees two botanists trying to measure the height of a small pine tree. Their tape measure…

Garvin the mammalogist, was in Alaska studying polar bear. In sub-zero weather, he would spend 7 days out on the ice. But, after his…

An 8th grade boy was doing some research for his career report at school. He asks his dad, „Father, how many wildlife biologists work…

A University had advertised for two biologists to help in their mammalogy department, specifically with a group of captive grizzly bears. They had only…

How do you eat a DNA spaghetti? With a replication fork (you can also use your zinc fingers…)

A biologist was interested in studying how far bullfrogs can jump. He brought a bullfrog into his laboratory, set it down, and commanded, „Jump,…

A boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and his Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: „You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who…

Two biologists are in the field following the tracks of a radio-collared grizzly bear. All of a sudden, the bear crashes out of the…

A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, „How was I born?“ „Well honey…“ said the slightly prudish mother, „the…