A blonde walks by a travel
agency and
notices a sign in the window, „Cruise Special — $99!“.
She goes inside,
lays her money on the counter and says, „I’d like the
$99 cruise
special, please.“
The agent grabs her, drags her into the back
room, ties her to a large
inner tube, then drags her out the back
door and downhill to the river,
where he pushes her in and sends her
floating.
A second blonde comes by a few minutes later, sees
the sign, goes
inside, lays her money on the counter, and asks for
the $99 special. She too
is tied to an inner tube and sent floating
down the river.
Drifting into stronger current, she eventually
catches up with the
first blonde. They float side by side for a
while before the first blonde
asks, „Do they serve refreshments on this
cruise?
The second blonde replies, “ They didn’t last
year.“
