A young couple left the sex therapist’s office determined to develop more effective body language.“Alright,“ said the husband, „when I want sex, I’ll rub your right breast. When I don’t want sex, I’ll rub your left breast.““Okay,“ said the wife, „What should I do then?““Well, when you want to have sex,“ he told her, „rub my penis once. When you don’t want any sex, rub it 200 times.“
