Januar 6, 2021 Half a year to live |A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to live.The doctor advises her to marry an economist and to…
Januar 6, 2021 Investment counselor |An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she…
Januar 6, 2021 Dinosaurs are talking |Dinosaur #1: „How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?“ Dinosaur #2: „What is an economist?“ Dinosaur #1: „A flunkie…
Januar 6, 2021 The corporate boat race |An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive boat race on the Detroit River. Both teams practiced hard…
Januar 6, 2021 How you made money |A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, „Well, son,…
Januar 6, 2021 The results of a government study |For the past three years, the government has worked hard and spent many tax dollars to find the approval ratings for unemployment.They have concluded…
Januar 6, 2021 Telemarketers go away |How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could…
Januar 6, 2021 The boss tells some jokes |The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had…
Januar 6, 2021 Nerds versus jocks |An answer to the eternal question „Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?“ Michael Jordan will make over $300,000 a game:…
Januar 6, 2021 The work qualification test |Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied for the same job and both applicants having…