Januar 6, 2021 Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned… Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.“This,“ she said, „I suppose, is one of thosehideous representations you call modern…
Januar 6, 2021 What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream? Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Januar 6, 2021 What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit? What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?Bugs Bunny.
Januar 6, 2021 How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
Januar 6, 2021 How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed? How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on the little hand.
Januar 6, 2021 What was the last thing Di said to Dodi? What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?Don’t you think were taking this thing a little too fast?
Januar 6, 2021 What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common? What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
Januar 6, 2021 Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks… Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, „Is God male or female?“After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, „Well, honey, God…
Januar 6, 2021 What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common? What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?They both cause you to stand around for an hourwaiting for a two minute ride!!
Januar 6, 2021 Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10? Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect „10“? Two 5 year olds.