Januar 6, 2021 Three wishes It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country road, when they saw a bush with a pig’s ass…
Januar 6, 2021 Movie Ratings Explained G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy gets the girl.X: Everybody gets the girl!
Januar 6, 2021 Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned… Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.“This,“ she said, „I suppose, is one of thosehideous representations you call modern…
Januar 6, 2021 What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream? Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Januar 6, 2021 Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter… Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: „Oh dear, what happened to you?“ Di answers: „I died in…
Januar 6, 2021 Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with… Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It seems that no-one else has big enough ears to go…
Januar 6, 2021 A definition of God A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, not wanting to place…
Januar 6, 2021 Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps… Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t even like using the bathroom after you.Homer: Why you little…
Januar 6, 2021 Solve the riddle Schwarzenegger has a big one,Michael J. Fox has a small one,Madonna doesn’t have one,The POPE has one but doesn’t use it,Clinton uses his all…
Januar 6, 2021 What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife? Q: What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?A: Hey pal, mind if I cut in?