Januar 6, 2021 Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter… Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: „Oh dear, what happened to you?“ Di answers: „I died in…
Januar 6, 2021 Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with… Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It seems that no-one else has big enough ears to go…
Januar 6, 2021 A definition of God A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, not wanting to place…
Januar 6, 2021 Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps… Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t even like using the bathroom after you.Homer: Why you little…
Januar 6, 2021 Solve the riddle Schwarzenegger has a big one,Michael J. Fox has a small one,Madonna doesn’t have one,The POPE has one but doesn’t use it,Clinton uses his all…
Januar 6, 2021 What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife? Q: What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?A: Hey pal, mind if I cut in?
Januar 6, 2021 Michael Jackson and the doctor… Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife gives birthto their son. Michael says, „How long before wecan…
Januar 6, 2021 I went past a plastic surgeon's shop… I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson picking his nose.
Januar 6, 2021 Good news and bad news The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul emerges from his wife’s bedroom. „Kid’s……there’s good news and bad…
Januar 6, 2021 Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of… Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers „coming out“?They’re called „dykeees“. They have a longer than normal tongue and…