Januar 6, 2021 A fortunate coincidence John: „I’m glad you named me John.“Mother: „Why?“John: „Because that’s what all the kids at school callme.“
Januar 6, 2021 What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth? What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?It means that the baby’s mother may want to rethink her plans to nurse.
Januar 6, 2021 How old am I? A kid goes up to his father and says, „Hey, Pop, know how old I am today?“His father says, „No…how old?“He says, „I’m eleven!“He…
Januar 6, 2021 Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid… Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at his pool. When they were changing into their swim trunks,…
Januar 6, 2021 Johnny, give me a sentence starting with… Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with „I“.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little Johnny. Always say „I am.“Little Johnny: All right. „I am…
Januar 6, 2021 A little period The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the…
Januar 6, 2021 A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy… A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: „So your mother saysyour prayers for you each night? Very commendable. What does shesay?“The little boy…
Januar 6, 2021 One of my first evenings back from overseas… One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us alone in the living room. Naturally, we did not talk…
Januar 6, 2021 On Christmas morning a cop on horseback… On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new…
Januar 6, 2021 A lost skill This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat a yard sale that Little Johnny happened to be manning.“This…